2.27.2009

A Pre-Post Post Ode

(AP) Something like this:

PoSt-pOsT
After this there will be no first posts, only subsequent posts, beginning with the number 2 and continuing in numerical order: 3,4,5,6.......
Posts will occur only when, and if, we feel they should.
We post for no man, man posts for us
These are not bedposts, fenceposts, or postmen
They are posts, prounounced p'oh-ss-t's
Ewing Posted Dream Team, Dream Team Post-Ewing
This is a post script, if you will, prescripts need not apply, though prescriptions are welcome
All posts are endorsed by the Right Reverend Stevie Nicks, until further notice

A Post Poem:
We host posts
posts we host we post post haste
posterboys for posts
most are joyed with posts
and we boast the most posts
Our posts are roasts
we will not coast through posts
A toast to posts

PP(Post Poem):
That poem was not a post.

*End Scene*